Theme Parks: Sanrio Puroland

Promotional image of Sanrio Puroland. Copyright goes to Sanrio Puroland in Japan.

Hi! It’s Annie!

I am currently hoping, (though I am not sure if it’ll even happen) to go to Japan for the first time within the next couple of years. To prepare for this, and also completely out of excitement, I’ve been looking up potential places that I might want to visit. Considering my immense love for pastels and cute things, this is one of the places that I have absolutely been looking up as a potential place to go. And, up until a few months ago, I had no idea that this place even existed. For those of you who are like me and hadn’t heard of this Sanrio theme park before, allow me to explain. This is a four story theme park that is entirely indoors complete with shows, shops, plenty of character meet and greets, lots of aesthetic places to take pictures, and even a couple of rides. There’s plenty to explore at this park for plenty of the Sanrio characters that everyone loves, so I’m just going to get into everything that this adorable park has to offer!

Rides:

If you’re expecting any sort of thrill rides or really in depth types of rides, you’re probably going to be disappointed. The rides are really not the point of this park, but they are really cute all the same! One of the rides is My Melody, and it’s more like a pop-up storybook than a ride. The other ride is a boat ride which features all of the Sanrio characters preparing for a big party being put on by Hello Kitty. This is more of a Small World type of ride but without the song. Which I’m sure some people will find merciful. These are all definitely slower rides that are absolutely kid friendly! What’s interesting about this park is that in a lot of other places people might label this purely as a park for kids, but in Japan all kinds of theme parks are marketed towards adults so it’s really common to see groups of just adults here too! If you feel odd about going to a type of park like this because of the way the US views theme parks, completely throw those prejudices away! All theme parks are for all ages!

Meet and Greets:

If you have a favorite Sanrio character, you can bet that they’ll probably be somewhere in the park. If you can’t meet them that day, you’ll most definitely be able to catch them in a show at some point. But for the most part, you’ll probably be able to catch most of your favorite Sanrio characters for a meet and greet. Hello Kitty, Pompompurin, My Melody, and Cinnamoroll are pretty much always out for meet and greets. Usually there’s one or two other characters thrown into the mix that change depending on the day. To make wait times and lines less crowded, you can go to a kiosk in the park to reserve a meet and greet time for specific characters. Obviously, the biggest meet and greet event here is for Hello Kitty. Kind of like at Disneyland, meeting Hello Kitty involves going into her house (which is more like a mansion or palace) and exploring before you even get to the meet and greet portion. I know that a visit to this place wouldn’t be complete for me without a hug from Pompompurin, so I’m glad that they have a pretty good selection of meet and greets! While rides aren’t really a priority here, the characters absolutely are!

Shows:

Sanrio Puroland boasts an over fifteen minute long show that changes depending on the season. Nobody knows what these shows are like except for visitors of the park specifically because they don’t allow pictures or videos inside. Everyone who has seen these premiere shows have described them as being chaotic and unhinged in an adorably hilarious kind of way. I am thoroughly intrigued. Other than that, there are usually several shows that happen on the main floor. These shows include everything from general stage performances, to Hello Kitty coming down from the ceiling, to extreme light shows. Some of the shows are general cavalcade style shows where there are a collection of cute Sanrio characters dancing around. If your favorite character isn’t available for a meet and greet on the day that you decide to go, you can usually see your favorite character in one of these cavalcade style shows. On top of this, all of the shows usually feature the Sanrio characters in new and adorable outfits that you won’t see anywhere else!

Aesthetic:

Other than the general attractions, Sanrio Puroland is a great place to go just for the aesthetic alone! The first floor that you enter on is mostly pastel pink and white, and doesn’t contain much beyond shops. But they have a giant selection of shops! Some of the shops are general merch for the theme park and most of the popular Sanrio characters, but there are also character specific shops here. For example, if you’re looking specifically for My Melody merch, there’s a specific pastel pink shop just for that. The main floor that connects to most of the experiences is a giant floor where many of the meet and greets take place and is also where the boat ride is. In the center of this giant floor there’s a stage and a wishing tree covered in Hello Kitty bows. The wishing tree is absolutely giant and extremely detailed, it also lights up different colors for some of the shows. In my opinion, it’s the most stunning aesthetic piece in the entire park. The surrounding area looks like a fairytale village with several cottage looking buildings containing small scenes and props or other interactive activities. The other floors mainly contain more places to take pictures and explore, some of them including interactive activities. There’s an entire Gudetama floor including a mock cafe and some hilariously odd visual details. You can also explore a room covered in adorable pastel stars, and an entirely pastel arcade for even more entertainment. Whatever aesthetic you feel like immersing yourself in, as long as it’s pastel, you’ll probably find it here!

Food:

One of the main advertised elements of this theme park is actually the food. You usually have to go to a themed cafe for food like this, but the character specific type of food is what Sanrio Puroland specializes in. They have a giant character food court where you can get something for almost every character and even options to create your own character themed food, buffet style. I have to say though, this is one element that I’m not as excited for when it comes to the park. Most people say that the food here is pretty flavorless and that the cuteness makes up for it, but is the only good part of the meal overall. There are other food kiosks around that seem to be more promising. Some of them focus more on drinks and desserts but also sell things like teriyaki buns that most people seem to have better luck with. Not only that but the drinks and desserts are equally as cute as the other cafe themed food they sell! Personally, if I get around to going there I might go for one of the kiosks instead. Especially because the food court is known for getting extremely busy because it’s one of the main attractions that the park advertises.

I haven’t actually decided yet if this is a must-do for me when I hopefully get around to going to Japan in the not so distant future. I already have so much on my must-do list from general touristy stuff, to Tokyo Disney Sea, to the new Studio Ghibli Park, to a couple of Sailor Moon things that I’m hoping to do. The Sailor Moon stuff can be on and off so I’m hoping that there will be a cafe of some kind doing a Sailor Moon type promotion. They did have a Sailor Moon cafe that was supposed to be permanent, but unfortunately the pandemic caused the cafe to go under. Universal Japan was doing a Sailor Moon themed event for a while, but that was only for a limited time. I know for a fact that there’s at least the official Sailor Moon Store to go to! I’m still formulating my list and trying to figure out how much time I’ll have. And I have a feeling I won’t end up getting to Sanrio Puroland despite my love of pastels. But maybe I’ll visit eventually! I just knew that I couldn’t pass up talking about a completely pastel theme park on our blog! I might do more posts about my research or about other events I’ve found, such as Sailor Moon, in the future though!

See you across the pond!

Sincerely, Annie

Video Games:Would the ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ Love Interests Be Good Partners? (Pt.2)

Screenshot of an Inquisitor and Solas in ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’. Copyright goes to BioWare.

Hey! Hallie here!

In my last post of this series I essentially said I was going to save the best for last. Meaning, this final post is going to cover the big Solas vs Cullen debate. These two and their dateability have been a hot topic among ‘Dragon Age’ fans, and some have even called into question whether these characters would be likable at all if they were real. But we still have a few other characters to critique, including the bonus character I promised. Please note that everything in this post is just my opinion and I don’t think anyone is wrong if they have a different opinion from me. So without any further delay, SPOILERS AHEAD, and let’s get into this!

Josephine: She’s genuinely the sweetest bean. Just like Dorian, I don’t have much to critique here. While Josephine can come across as a bit too uptight, getting to know her reveals that she’s not actually closed-minded or stiff. She simply has a lot of anxiety and desires to put 110% into every job she takes on. In a relationship she’s very much a romantic, but not in the way Cassandra is. Instead of grand gestures and obsessing over romantic books, Josephine simply loves the idea of love and is content cuddling with the Inquisitor in front of a fire to demonstrate her devotion. She has respect for all different ideologies and cultures, so there’s no worries about her there, regardless of which kind of Inquisitor you’re playing. And throughout a romance with her she’s supportive, sweet, and she shows clear care and concern for you. While her romance might not have the most depth of the game’s options, it certainly doesn’t mean her route is a bad one. And it also doesn’t mean she would be a bad partner to have in real life. While she’d need someone who could help balance her anxiety, she’d undoubtedly be an absolutely amazing partner.

Cullen: There’s a lot of nuance to trying to figure out if Cullen is dateable. First off, he’s a nice guy. Much like characters like Cassandra or Blackwall, he has a lot of respect for the Inquisitor, whether or not he agrees with your decisions. Cullen’s also just pleasant. He’s very polite, offers frequent compliments to the Inquisitor, and is the quickest to lend a hand whenever he feels he can be of use. The issue with Cullen is his stance on mages. Unlike Cassandra, Cullen’s view on mages is still borderline “lock them up”. He hates the Chantry, but past trauma has made him feel like the Circle is still important to ensure society survives, rather than allowing mages personal rights and freedoms. It’s pretty irritating to hear, especially because Cullen is so adamant throughout the game that he’s changed and has come to respect mages more. But Cullen proves time and time again that that’s not really the case. Maybe it’s worse because, mechanically, you need one of your advisors to talk up the templar route to you and Cullen is the most obvious choice. But it all makes him look a bit like a hypocrite when, in a completely different conversation, he talks about how he regrets the way he treated mages in the past. Here’s the thing with Cullen, though. An Inquisitor who sides with mages can, at least mostly, change his mind. There’s also the fact that, as a mage, he’s not discriminatory at all. He trusts the Inquisitor regardless of who you’re playing as. And his romance with every Inquisitor is probably full of the most active trust building of any romance in the game. The Cullen romance feels the most like a real life romance, where roadblocks cause both of the people in the relationship to learn how to lean on each other. Overall, I think he’d be a good partner. I just don’t think that anyone would be wrong to refuse waiting around to correct his twisted views.

Solas: What to say about the egg head? I’m a Solas romancer myself, so you might be surprised to hear me say that, right off the bat, Solas is very much not dateable. His ideals aren’t the problem. Solas is an advocate for the rights of everyone. He especially advocates for elves, no surprise seeing as he’s an elf, but he also stands up for spirits, the poor, and mages. I also disagree with the people who outright think he’s a jerk. Solas isn’t. Solas is polite and kind first and foremost, only ever treating his peers with appreciation. He’ll even throw random compliments towards party members he isn’t a fan of. He’s also open minded and loves encountering people who are just as curious about the world as he is. Solas’ big problem first comes to light when you try to discuss the Dalish with him. While in some situations he’ll admit that he admires the resilience of the Dalish people, he mostly just bashes them and really dislikes it whenever you mention them. His reasoning is that he attempted to share his knowledge with them and they rejected him, but the real reason is pride. And his pride is exactly why he wouldn’t be a good partner. It makes sense why he’s so prideful. He’s thousands of years older than everyone else. But the fact that he believes his past way of life and his ideas are more valuable than everyone else’s, makes him both a bad person and a bad partner. That’s the entire reason why he can sound so snooty, and it’s why he plans to destroy everything and bring back the time of the elves. He thinks he’s the smartest, that he knows best, and I don’t know about you but I know enough guys like that in my life to know he would suck as a partner. But I’d also argue that’s kind of the point. He’s a villain and he’s supposed to have a deplorable, fatal flaw.

Krem: And here’s the mystery character! I had to add Krem in here because, if I could date anyone from this game, it would be Krem. It actually kills me that he isn’t romanceable. Just like Iron Bull, he treats the Inquisitor with courtesy and consideration. He also takes on Iron Bull’s tendency to address the Inquisitor as an employer, which is one of the things I listed as a negative while talking about Iron Bull. But with Krem, he seems to treat the whole “employer” thing as more of a formality. He’s farther removed from the Inquisitor, working as one of your outside forces rather than as a personal bodyguard. And Bull is the only one Krem views as an actual superior. Krem is also really casual and sweet. After you get past his explanations surrounding Bull’s Chargers, he’ll move on to anecdotes from their adventures he thinks you’ll find funny or important, and even, eventually, has a heartfelt conversation with you about his queer journey. He’s really open, but not in a too trusting kind of way. He can definitely keep a secret, he’s just an open book who likes connecting with people. That’s an excellent start to a relationship, and his general good humor and attentiveness make him seem like a great partner to have. Plus, he’s unbearably sweet in the storyline where Cole pairs him up with the bard. I just want to romance him. Is that too much to ask?

And that’s it! As you can see, all of these characters have their pros and cons. But that’s what makes them so interesting. Just like in real life, all of the characters in this game are flawed. It’s simply up to the player to decide which flaws are deal breakers. But still, each of the romances in these games has their really excellent, heartwarming sides as well. I even thought of a few more I didn’t expect as I was writing about each character. So don’t let anyone make you feel bad over who you like to romance in ‘Dragon Age’ games. It’s your decision and there are plenty of valid decisions to make in each BioWare title.

Don’t do anything fun until I get back!

Hallie

K-Pop: Monsta X ‘Reason’ and Bias Updates

Promotional photo of (from left) Lee Jooheon, Chae Hyungwon, Lee Minhyuk, Yoo Kihyun, and Im Changkyun. Copyright goes to Starship Entertainment and Monsta X.

Hi! It’s Annie!

I feel like I’m making this too late, but I absolutely needed to talk about ‘Reason’, Monsta X’s new release! Not only because this is one of the main groups that I stan, but also because this has to be one of my all-time favorite releases from them. I loved absolutely every song on this album, to the point that the songs have been running over and over in my head since I first heard them. I think the only reason why I’m putting this out so late is because I often struggle trying to figure out what exactly to say about each song in an album. One of the major points of music is that it’s supposed to be felt more than described, but I’m going to do my best! And I have some bias appreciation and updates to talk about at the end that will hopefully even out some of the places that I struggle here. So look out for those! If you haven’t yet listened to this album or watched the MV, go do that now! I can’t stress enough how amazing they are and they are absolutely worth the listen! I’m just going to get into it!

Beautiful Liar:

This is absolutely the hard hitting title track that I expect from Monsta X. Each of their title tracks are different, but they all have some kind of element that pulls you in from the moment you press play. The song is fast paced but also has lower and smoother vocals for a good portion of it that gives the song a more sensual element to it. As always, the rap here is a major stand out. I don’t think you could find many rap lines as cohesive and complimentary as I.M and Joohoney. The song also highlights the ranges of all of the vocalists, giving them plenty of impressive high notes to hit. More than wanting to dance to it, this song just completely pulls you in. It’s compelling in a way that gives you no choice but to listen to it and then listen to it again.

Beautiful Liar MV:

The MV is darker and more mysterious, with the background mostly being dark but each of the members standing out in bright red. We see moments of them also blending into this black and white aesthetic, but for the most part they each stand out as a pop of color within a crowd of monotony. Each of the members is highlighted individually for most of the song, including in some places with choreography. It makes it really easy to find great highlight moments of your bias, no matter which member your bias is.

Daydream:

This is one of my favorite tracks on the album. It almost has a creepy and playful vibe, and the song depicts feelings of craziness without a partner that isn’t necessarily even real. Most K-pop stans can relate to some degree. Each of the members get to sing to the creepy tune here along with the usual knockout raps. I’m absolutely obsessed; this is the song that gets stuck in my head most often. And I love hearing even the rappers singing here. I also love how the melody is a perfect contrast to the more dance-type chorus. It’s amazing!

Crescendo:

We’ve started hearing the rap line sing regularly for a little while now, but have you ever wanted to know what would happen if the vocal line rapped? Here’s your answer. It’s nothing short of amazing! Hearing each member rap to the beat is stunning and the vocals at the end of the song make the lyrical purpose very clear. This has to be another favorite for me.

LONE RANGER:

This has more of a country feel that it perfectly captures while still sounding completely in line with Monsta X. I love the high notes that many of the members hit here during every chorus. They’ve been liking the more country theming lately and I have to say that I think they do it well.

Deny:

Another one of my favorites on this album, but at this point what isn’t? This is not as much of a slow song as it is a chill and relaxing song. It depicts the melancholy of feeling alone when you like someone who doesn’t return those feelings. The lyrics are excellently done and depict those emotions so well, from the way it affects you physically to the mental effect. Again, we’re getting tons of amazing vocals from all of them here!

IT’S ALRIGHT:

This song is also more of a relaxing type and has such deep lyrics about getting back to someone that you miss. It closes out the album with this gorgeous bittersweet feeling, but there’s this level of hope that goes along with it as well. Monsta X does really well with adding various levels to their more melancholic songs.

Bias:

With all that said, it’s been a while since I’ve talked about my Monsta X bias and I’ve kind of been in the mindset for talking about all of my biases lately. Because I’m not so great at really depicting how I feel listening to these songs, I really wanted to be able to rant about something that I can put words to. And that’s how much I love and admire all of these boys, including one Im Changkyun. I’ve talked a lot about Namjoon and his writing and artistic interpretation on this blog, but Changkyun has also talked in depth about his own artistry and I feel like I’ve failed to talk about this enough. I always find it rare and so appreciated when an artist is completely candid about the way their times of life, feelings, and emotions lend to their writing. But it’s such a personal thing that I never expect an idol or artist to talk about it with the public. Changkyun has been candid about his own mentality and the way he views emotions, and it’s made me feel a little better about the way I sometimes feel. He talks about how he wants to be happy but he doesn’t find it productive to always seek happiness. In one of my favorite solo artist tracks of all time, “God Damn”, he talks about how when he is happy there’s the fear of temporary happiness. And that was a take that I found so true and at the same time took me completely by surprise. In an interview he did, he talked about how exhausting it is to always expect happiness outwardly and from yourself, and how he’s learned to appreciate feelings of melancholy. When I say he expanded my entire view on how I approach emotions, I’m not understating it. I find myself returning to those quotes very often! He even took on the fear of the future due to uncertainty and turned it into something positive by talking about how good of a motivator it is. I’m always a sucker for an idol who says something that I need to hear. And Changkyun has done that on multiple occasions for me! I actually recently went to a K-Pop festival semi near where I live and I ended up buying the most adorable I.M keychain I’ve ever seen in my life (as well as one for Yunho), so now I travel around with a little reminder. For having it for such a short time I already have found that I clutch it subconsciously when I’m anxious. I’m still heartbroken that I lost out on seeing Monsta X last year because of a scheduling conflict! I’m really hoping that I’ll be able to see them soon, but I guess we’ll see how military enlistment goes.

Bias Updates: I wanted to add this little note in here too! You might have noticed that my sister and I have both chosen a handful of groups to stan. Honestly, it’s completely because my wallet and my brain can’t handle more than that. But both of us stan ATEEZ, BTS, ONEUS, and Monsta X. We also each stan a girl group, but we actually have different preferences for that one. I stan Everglow while my sister is a Dreamcatcher stan. My biases are Yunho, RM, Leedo, I.M, and Mia. My sister’s are Hongjoong, JHope, Keonhee, Joohoney, and Dami. Just in case you were curious, this is kind of where we’re at for groups and biases on the blog, so this is probably what you’ll see content the most for! Hopefully you found something that interests you in there!

Seriously if you haven’t listened to Monsta X yet, go and do that! They are definitely one of the best K-Pop groups out there! And you won’t regret listening to this most recent release!

See you across the pond!

Sincerely, Annie

Video Games: ‘The Last of Us’ Episode 1 Review

Screenshot of Pedro Pascal as Joel and Bella Ramsey as Ellie in HBO Max’s ‘The Last of Us’. Copyright goes to Naughty Dog, Playstation Productions, and Sony Pictures Television

Hey! Hallie here!

The first episode of ‘The Last of Us’ is finally out and it did not disappoint. We still have eight episodes of this series left, but the first episode alone is already a masterclass in adapting a video game to a more widespread form of media. ‘The Last of Us’ isn’t the type of story I’m usually drawn to. I don’t consume much horror media and zombie apocalypse stories have never been my thing. But ‘The Last of Us’ drew me in solely because of the characters, particularly Joel, Ellie, and their heartwarming father/daughter relationship. Though we haven’t gotten much of Joel and Ellie’s relationship yet, the introductions of both of these characters were immediately excellent, and the emphasis the show is already putting on the characters is so promising. I only have a few problems so far, but most of this will be me gushing about episode one. SPOILERS AHEAD for both episode one and the video game. They’ll be light but I may mention later events in the game, so if you’re coming into the show completely blind tread carefully!

The Immune:

Sarah: Anyone who knows the video game expected to start out the series with Sarah and her tragic death. The set up for the apocalyptic virus in the world of ‘The Last of Us’, as well as the future relationship between Joel and Ellie, relies heavily on this character. The only issue is that Sarah is part of the prologue of the story, which means focusing on her for too long could easily feel like she’s slowing down the plot. The game avoids this by making her the playable character in the prologue. Playing as Sarah makes audiences instantly empathize with her because we’re viewing the horrifying events of essentially the apocalypse from her point of view. That means we don’t have to spend as much time with the character to care about her. The only time we stop playing as Sarah is after she hurts her leg, where we become Joel as he carries her out of the city, taking up the role of protecting her all the way until her death. This, once again, is the perfect way to absolutely devastate players with the death of Sarah without having to go too much into the character. Shows don’t have this luxury. Fortunately though, the show did a perfect job of finding their own way to endear the audience to her. It treats the prologue as a day in the life of Sarah. We see her make breakfast for her dad, prepare his birthday present, go to school, help out the neighbors, banter back and forth with her dad and her uncle, and fall asleep watching TV. Not only does this do a good job of making us care about her, but it also builds tension. Throughout the day we see various hints as to the horrible events that will unfold later, but of course, Sarah doesn’t notice them. It makes it even more terrifying as they unravel to reveal the end of civilization as the characters know it.

Joel: He’s our main character and the main playable character in the video game. A lot of people have a very strong love for this character. Just ask anyone who was part of ‘The Last of Us’ fandom when we figured out about the fate of Joel in ‘The Last of Us Part II’. Because of that, there’s a lot of pressure to get him right. So far I don’t think fans have anything to complain about. Pedro Pascal completely embodies Joel. I expected him to be amazing, but I didn’t expect him to genuinely be Joel come to life. From his interactions with Sarah to the jaded man we see after the time skip, Joel’s characterization is perfect. I especially liked how much emphasis they put on the trauma he experiences after the death of Sarah. He’s extremely untrusting of any government officials, especially the military, after Sarah was shot by a member of the military. His distrust shows at first in his general distaste for the guy he’s corresponding with, but by the end of the episode he’s actually punching his face in. This was a deviation from the game, where the situation where Tess, Ellie, and Joel are stopped by the military is a very minor setback that only emphasizes that Ellie registers as infected when scanned. But here it causes past trauma to flair up, which makes way more sense for the character. His violent reaction even frightens Ellie, which might change their interactions in the future. What I found most interesting so far about Joel in the show though, is his relationship with Tommy. After the time skip in the game, Tommy and Joel are no longer talking because of various disagreements. In the show, Joel is desperately searching for Tommy who he believes is still working for the Fireflies but hasn’t reported in. It will be interesting to see how they play with this different situation.

Ellie: She’s absolutely incredible in the series so far. First of all, anyone who was hating on Bella Ramsey for being cast officially needs to shut up. She’s clearly perfect. Her constant cussing is hilariously accurate, as is her sarcasm and general sass. She doesn’t take anyone’s shit and I respect her for that. I also love how she deals with Joel when she first meets him. She cusses him out, of course, because he easily brushes her off after she attempts to attack him when she believes he’s an intruder. But after that she makes it a point to either irritate him or outsmart him. She pokes into his belongings in his room, tricks him into revealing what the radio codes mean, and cares very little about his reactions to her talking his ear off. In other words, she’s exactly like Ellie from the game. I thought it was interesting to approach the character’s introduction with her being a prisoner of the Fireflies rather than a guest of Marlene’s. She gives them a fake name and everything, and though Marlene does have a history with her like she does in the game, Ellie doesn’t figure that out until right before Marlene gives her over to Tess and Joel to smuggle out of the city. It makes sense that the Fireflies would hold her prisoner at first to make sure she didn’t turn. Plus, I loved how much Ellie sarcasm we got from her exasperated reaction to her captors. We haven’t gotten a ton of Ellie so far, but I can’t see them going wrong with her at this point.

The Infected:

The New Spreading Mechanism: I don’t hate this but I don’t like it either. Neil Druckmann has stated that, because we’ve lived through an actual global pandemic at this point, he doesn’t feel that the way the disease spreads in the game works anymore. In the game fungi and the bodies of infected who have progressed far enough to have fungus-like growth on them produce airborne spores. If you inhale the spores you become infected. But now knowing how easily viruses pass from person to person, it’s easy to see how spores would get stuck to someone’s clothes or stay on their skin and quickly take out the entire human population. To avoid this, now there are strange tendrils that come out of the fungi, as well as the mouths of the infected, that can infect other people. It’s all way too Doctor Who for me. The tendrils look like Sci-Fi tentacles, which don’t really fit with the genre or the fungal theming. And I don’t see the point of them. In both the game and the show the virus still passes from bites, like many other zombie franchises, and there’s nothing wrong with that. They could have just gotten rid of the spores and stuck to that. But instead we have weird octopus tentacles. We’ll see if they can change my mind on this.

That’s all for episode one. There are a few other things I could talk about, like Tess and her romantic relationship with Joel or what we’ve seen of Marlene, but I don’t have a ton to say about that so far. I’m sure I’ll have more to talk about in later episodes. For now, the sets are right out of the game, the characters have been perfectly adapted, and the story even improves on the game’s story at some points. I know that some people are looking for this show to justify its existence considering how good the video game is, but I don’t think that’s as necessary as those people believe. Unlike projects like Disney’s live action remakes, ‘The Last of Us’ wasn’t a past movie, it was a video game. Meaning a transition to a bigger screen is more about introducing the story to a wider audience than it is about anything else. I think the show’s doing a really good job of bringing more people into this universe and I can’t wait to see what the next episodes bring!

Don’t do anything fun until I get back!

Hallie

Books: Misconceptions About Jane Austen

Screenshot of Anya Taylor-Joy in ‘Emma’. Copyright goes to Focus Features and Universal Pictures.

Hi! It’s Annie!

Recently I’ve been attempting to read the entirety of Jane Austen’s works because I received a really fancy and adorable collection of the books for Christmas. It’s definitely one of my favorite gifts that I got and it now holds a special place of honor on my bookshelf. I have read both ‘Sense and Sensibility’ and ‘Pride and Prejudice’ very recently, so I decided to start on a shorter book that I haven’t read yet. I feel like reading a shorter novel in this language style helps me ease into the type of language, so picking up ‘Persuasion’ as my first read of this new collection felt like the perfect choice. And after I read it, I was thoroughly confused. Not because something that happened in the book confused me, but because I didn’t understand some of the harsh criticisms pointed at the Netflix adaptation of the novel. This is something that I’ve expressed before. While I am not going to claim that Netflix’s ‘Persuasion’ was the best Jane Austen adaptation that I’ve ever seen (because it wasn’t by a long shot), my review of the movie was a lot more positive than most people’s seemed to be. After watching more videos of people understandably talking about why they really disliked ‘Persuasion’, I felt that I was starting to pick up on what I at least perceive to be some misconceptions about the writings of Jane Austen. And the more I think about it, the more I feel that this definitely does not apply to just ‘Persuasion’. So I’m going to go through some popular arguments against Jane Austen adaptations and talk about why my opinion isn’t necessarily similar.

“It doesn’t follow the societal rules of the time period.”:

I’m going to start out with a big one because I feel that there’s a lot to tackle here. In many adaptations of Jane Austen novels, the characters will behave with every sense of propriety that they possibly can. To the point of more restrained emotions and more pointed conversation than most of us are used to because of the time period. Whenever an adaptation decides to deviate a conversation or a character’s action from these societal rules of the time, many critics will flock to accuse the adaptation of not being realistic. For example, in my absolute favorite Jane Austen adaptation, the 2005 ‘Pride and Prejudice’ starring Keira Knightley and Matthew Macfayden, critics were quick to pit it against the BBC series starring Colin Firth. People claimed that not only was the series more word for word like the book, but the 2005 version struggled with being too emotional. They claimed that the BBC version absolutely had to be better because it didn’t just portray the book so closely, it correctly and more historically represented the societal rules of the time. They particularly scrutinized Keira Knightley’s portrayal of Elizabeth Bennet as being too sassy, out there, modern, and didn’t like how much Elizabeth seemed to laugh in the movie. They felt that the more restrained version of Elizabeth in the BBC version correctly showed how Elizabeth was considered to be one of the few people of any actual sense in her family. The issue is that Elizabeth’s character is not described as emotionally repressed at all in the novel. Elizabeth’s main trait attributed to her is playfulness. In the novel, Austen described Elizabeth as laughing a lot and easily laughing her problems away. And while she does have sense, Lizzie also shares in her Father’s sense of humor which is partly what makes her his favorite child. Elizabeth speaks her mind several times in the book without emotional restraint, including being very blunt with Lady Catherine, Mr. Darcy, and Mr. Collins in a way that probably didn’t go along with societal approval. And I would argue that this is because Jane Austen did not write her fiction novels to operate completely on a set of societal rules that she often showed a dislike for. Jane Austen wanted her protagonists to be able to express their emotions in ways that women weren’t allowed to at that time. And I think it’s important to see the progressiveness in her writing rather than just looking at her writing as a window to the time period. Because in a way it is, but it’s also a window to how Jane Austen wished society could be.

“They never would have been allowed together like that.”:

This also lends itself to the societal rules point, but this is more about the relationships depicted than it is about how women act specifically. Usually someone has some sort of issue with the penultimate scene in a Jane Austen adaptation. Whether it’s because the main couple starts kissing after the proposal or they aren’t in a private enough place or even that they don’t have a chaperone. I think a lot of people will find it odd to remember that Jane Austen never wrote the endings and penultimate moments of her romances with much detail. Because at the time there was “much to be discussed” partly because it was pretty contractual back then. It was an exchanging of property from man to man. And just because that was how it was when Jane Austen wrote these novels, doesn’t mean that this is what I want from my romances in movies now (Hint: It’s not). Movies are allowed to modernize. That’s what adaptations are partly for. But that aside, Jane Austen also didn’t want her romances to be like this. Her writing was known for having radical opinions in it for the time. Such as the opinion that women should prioritize marrying for love over marrying for convenience. Or the opinion that men and women should see each other as equals in marriage. Or even that women should be given more opportunities by society. I feel like a lot of people take these ideas for granted because they feel like common sense in most places now, but they certainly weren’t when Jane Austen was writing. Without the detail of those scenes written, I think it makes sense for the main characters to show unrestrained emotion. I know that in the most recent version of ‘Persuasion’ the characters are outside and in semi-public when they kiss and then share their very adorable relieved hug at finally being together. But I don’t see why that should matter, when Jane Austen didn’t write many specifics for that herself and even showed a want for men and women to be able to express their feelings more freely to each other. I have no issues with adaptations using their imagination for these scenes.

“The character isn’t like that at all.”:

As more and more adaptations come out for Jane Austen’s novels, I’ve seen more and more people complain about the modernization of the characters or situations that they feel are out of character. I already talked a little about this with Elizabeth Bennet, but even though ‘Pride and Prejudice’ is more in the public eye, I feel like other characters get hit harder with this judgement. Anne from ‘Persuasion’ was accused of being too sassy, not kind enough, and not “homely” enough in the new movie. On the other hand actresses who have played Emma have been accused of not being the gorgeous woman Jane Austen described. Starting here with appearances, I want to say that calling any woman “homely” is a fancy way of calling them ugly and let’s get it out of our heads that any woman is ugly. Women are beautiful and beauty standards are bullshit. If you want to say that we see the exact same type of conventionally attractive white woman in every Jane Austen protagonist role, I would absolutely agree with you. We need more diversity. But the best way to say that is not to say that a woman playing one of the Austen characters is too pretty or ugly to be playing that character. On the other hand, there have been people who relate to a specific Austen character like Eleanor for being more introverted or Emma especially for being an obviously flawed but lovable character. When we relate to a character it’s easy to point at that character and say that they aren’t anything like we remember them, but it’s also good to recognize that people see the character differently. People were accusing Anne in the new movie of not being properly depressed but, as someone who has struggled with mental health, no two people experience depression the exact same way. It’s ok to hold our version of the character close to us, but we don’t have to dismiss every adaptation that has a differing portrayal than we’d like. For example, I relate quite a bit to Jane from ‘Pride and Prejudice’. My sister and I have often talked about how we are a little like Lizzie and Jane respectively. The first time I saw the BBC special, I wasn’t thrilled with the portrayal of Jane at all because it wasn’t pieces of her that I related to. But I still think that that version has a lot of merit! What I’m saying is, Jane Austen wrote these women to be modern in her time. She wanted women to relate to them. Not many writers wrote flawed and in depth female characters at the time. Unless the character is supremely out of character, which often isn’t the case, there’s probably a more suitable adaptation to your tastes out there! And if there isn’t yet there probably will be soon. There isn’t just one way to be feminist or feminine.

The short way of saying this is that modernizations don’t have to be scary. I mean they can be scary in some regards. (Like using modern slang randomly without warning.) But the thing with adaptations is that they are going to grow and change. If you don’t like an Austen adaptation, that’s fine. There have been plenty before and there will be plenty to come. And Austen wanted her women to be modern. In fact, she wrote women more modernly than women could act at the time because she was a progressive idealist. Instead of saying that Jane Austen would be rolling in her grave at an adaptation, you can accept that the adaptation just wasn’t for you but may be the exact Austen connection that another reader has always wanted or needed. These novels aren’t the type that are only ever going to get one shot to be made. Unless something comes out that uses Austen to be portrayed as extremely sexist or racist or something like that, it’s ok to shrug your shoulders and just go back to your favorites. And it’s also ok for your favorite to be something that everyone else proclaims to hate. It’s ok to criticize art, but it isn’t ok to shame or gang up on anyone who might like it. Everyone experiences Austen differently. So have fun with it!

See you across the pond!

Sincerely, Annie

Video Games: Would the ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ Love Interests be Good Partners? (Pt.1)

Screenshot of an Inquisitor and Blackwall from the ‘Trespasser’ DLC in ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’. Copyright goes to BioWare.

Hey! Hallie here!

The ‘Dragon Age’ fandom has recently been deep in an argument surrounding the best romance options in ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’. Many of the romance options in this game are proving themselves very controversial, with arguments either expressing complete hatred for a character or undying loyalty towards them. As I’ve gotten some distance from my initial obsession with this game, I’ve realized I have a few strong opinions of my own. And not all of them are positive. Before I get into this post though, this is your warning that these are all my personal opinions. I don’t take these types of conversations very seriously because, really, it’s just a bunch of people expressing their love for the same game. And there definitely isn’t any reason to get up in arms about which characters people like vs which ones they don’t. In any case, let’s go through all of the romance options from ‘Inquisition’ and figure out which ones I think would be great in a relationship, and which ones I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole!

Cassandra: Cassandra is one of those characters that most people either love or hate. She’s logical and reasonable, with the capability of keeping a surprisingly clear head compared to the other companions in the game. But she can throw out insults off-handedly, and especially if you’re a Varric fan, that can 100% rub you the wrong way. While Cassandra can be easy to disagree with, her strong-willed nature is admirable. And though she might be at odds with you, she’s always respectful of the Inquisitor’s decisions. She’s also kind of adorable. She’s a complete romantic who loves poetry, trashy romance novels, and cheesy declarations of love, but also becomes awkward in romantic situations. Overall, Cassandra can come across as occasionally cold and very stubborn, but I don’t think that affects her ability to be a good partner. I think Cassandra’s the type of partner who might accidentally start a few arguments, but she’d be quick to try to find a solution to them. I also think Cassandra would respect the thoughts of her partner regardless of whether or not they were at odds. Plus, sometimes it’s just nice to date someone who’s more than willing to keep romance alive in the relationship.

Dorian: Yes, he would be a good partner. Is this even a question? Dorian is the best character in the entire game! Getting past my bias here, let’s actually look into what makes Dorian so great. For one, he’s really open-minded and never judges you harshly for anything you do unless it’s outright cruel. He’s both hilarious and supportive, delivering some of the most sarcastic lines in the game as well as some of the most heartwarming. He’s privileged, but he spends the game actively trying to learn from those around him and better himself. He’s traumatized because of the way his sexuality was treated by his father and by Tevinter in general, but he makes a point of working through his trauma during his romance route. As a romantic partner Dorian will always remain very snarky, but also very attentive. He’d be constantly aware not just of his partner’s thoughts and feelings, but his own. He comes across as the kind of guy who would set healthy boundaries and come up with healthy ways of resolving conflict because of his past trauma. And I’d be willing to say he’d be one of the most supportive partners on this entire list. Dorian’s just a really kind and intuitive partner in the game, which can only lead to good things.

Blackwall: Blackwall is a really nice guy. He has a very clear and commendable sense of right and wrong, and he’s very devoted to the Inquisitor regardless of whether or not you romance him. But Blackwall definitely has his issues. Despite the fact that he’s the one pretending to be something he’s not, he’s suspicious of everyone to the point of rudeness. He’s also so stubbornly ticked off by anyone of a higher class than him, that he will pick fights over small issues. Dorian once refers to him as brutish and it’s accurate. Blackwall can barrel into arguments without thought and without any even attempted politeness. But, much like Cassandra, I don’t think that makes him a bad potential partner. It’s harder to decide what kind of partner Blackwall would be considering he spends most of the romance speaking cryptically in order to keep his secret from you, but he does grow past this stage in the game. I think a relationship with Blackwall would take work. It would be hard to get him to confide in his partner, especially at first, and he is definitely the type who would say something accidentally insensitive. But I think his caring nature and loyalty would ultimately make him a sweet and gentle partner with more awareness of his occasional insensitive tendencies.

Sera: No. Not in a million years. Let’s put aside the fact that Sera would be the type of partner who would pull the kind of mean pranks that get criticized on the internet. Sera has so many unresolved issues that she’d need to deal with before entering a relationship. One is her internalized racism, which would make her an absolutely awful partner to any elf. The way she treats elvish Inquisitors who talk about their heritage is deplorable. The way she treats Solas when he wants to talk about his heritage is deplorable. She has a strict bias against being “elfy” and any elf who portrays those qualities immediately gets written off as stupid and pretentious. Moving on, Sera has no sense of boundaries. She’s constantly prying for personal information and acts neglected when you don’t play into her prying questions. A lot of this behavior is clearly because of past trauma, but she doesn’t work through most of it in the game. She’s majorly insecure and clearly not ready for another person in her life.

Iron Bull: This one feels like an obvious yes but actually…maybe not. Iron Bull is another sweetheart who demonstrates loyalty similar to Blackwall’s. Unlike Blackwall though, Iron Bull views the Inquisitor as his employer and doesn’t even approach a romantic relationship with the Inquisitor as a full relationship. Bull first thinks that an Inquisitor who chooses to romance him is just interested in sex and he’s all business when you’re setting up a relationship with him. All of this seems to imply that, if we’re talking about an Inquisitor as his partner, the power dynamic between them is immediately questionable. If we put aside the whole employer/employee thing, Bull is even more attentive than Dorian. But he’s also not great at setting boundaries. When he romances Dorian he talks about their intimate moments to others even when Dorian asks him to stop, and he doesn’t even lock his door when he and the Inquisitor are having an intimate moment. While Iron Bull at first seems like he’d be a good partner, I think he’s too used to having relationships where sex and the conversations about sex are the only important things to consider. Until he gets over that, I’d say he wouldn’t be a great partner.

I’m going to stop this post here. I’m unfortunately running out of time tonight but I definitely have plans for the second part to this post, including a surprise character who isn’t technically a love interest but who I want to talk about regardless. ‘Dragon Age: Inquisition’ has some of the most diverse and well developed romance options of any game I’ve ever seen. I think it’s worth praising for that alone. But just like any game, the romances might not be for you. We’re all going to have different opinions on the romances based on personal preference. But in the end, I think all of us love this game and these characters too much not to respect the fans who adore the romances we might not like as much. My next post will probably be about episode one of ‘The Last of Us’, so look out for that before I start on part two of this one. ‘The Last of Us’ is one of my most anticipated shows of the year and I’m dying to see how good it is!

Don’t do anything fun until I get back!

Hallie

International Dramas: ‘Who Rules the World’

Promotional image of (left) Yang Yang and (right) Zhao Lusi. Copyright goes to Tencent Video and Netflix.

Hi! It’s Annie!

After absolutely loving watching the highs and lows of ‘Love Between Devil and Fairy’, I was eager to pick up something that was at least a little similar. The drama that was immediately recommended to me after I finished that one was this, and after seeing a trailer for it I decided that I was absolutely interested. You don’t often see a drama where both the main male character and female character are equally as talented in martial arts and have a fairly equal amount of power. Not only that, but I’ve really been wanting to see Yang Yang in something else. I thought he was a charming actor in ‘Love O2O’ but I didn’t end up liking his character much in that one. His character in this one seemed to be much more likable and I was really excited to see him again in something on Netflix. I’m glad to say that I wasn’t really disappointed by this drama! Was it the best thing I’ve ever seen? Probably not. It was definitely messy at times, especially toward the end, but it had some elements that really worked! MAJOR SPOILERS for this drama coming up!!! If you want to give this one a watch before reading the rest of the review, go ahead! Like I said, it’s messy but not bad!

Summary: Bai Feng Xi and Hei Feng Xi are two big names in the martial arts world who are known for their incredible skills and for always being together; whether they’re fighting against each other or on the same side. But unbeknownst to the world, Hei Feng Xi is the studious son of an important leader and fighting to become heir to the throne while the mysterious Bai Feng Xi prefers to be free and keep her life under wraps. When a war breaks out for control of the world, they must work together in order to keep the world from evil hands in every kingdom. But there may be an evil even larger hidden in the shadows.

The Majestic:

Bai Feng Xi- I always love when I’m able to put a female character in my list of likes, and Bai Feng Xi was absolutely amazing! Though the reveal that she was actually the princess Hei Feng Xi had been looking for was rather obvious, it honestly didn’t matter too much or really affect her character. She was one of the strongest characters in the entire show, and I’m also pretty sure she’s confirmed bisexual. There was a scene where she was talking about how she liked to dress up as a man sometimes and flirt with women. But I really loved how she never really had to be saved. When she needed help, Hei Feng Xi would come and give her help, but he never needed to completely save her. She was incredibly capable by herself. She also had the best comebacks. There’s a scene where she makes tea for Hei Feng Xi and he comments that he should hire her as a servant because of her skills with tea. She responds to this by saying; “I don’t have nice tea, but I do have two fists.” She’s hilarious, free-spirited, and never demure. She’s actually often the main sense of humor of the show and lightens up most scenes that she’s in. I loved her and she’s such a well written female character!

Hei Feng Xi- I absolutely loved seeing Yang Yang in a show where I loved his character. While Bai Feng Xi is actually more of the muscle of the two (this includes a part of the show where he loses his powers and she has to protect him), he’s the strategic intelligence of the two. Hei Feng Xi knew that his step-mother would attempt to destroy his life if he seemed like any sort of competition to the throne for her son; so he spent much of his life pretending that he was very sickly. He used that time to train in martial arts and strategize about how he would eventually take the kingdom as he doesn’t trust his brother to completely treat the citizens fairly. He shows an incredible wisdom and intelligence throughout the show, almost to the point where he serves as a detective. But he’s also so respectful and sweet. When a master of martial arts instructs him to cut the threads of all of his anxieties, he cuts them all but his anxiety that he would not end up married to Bai Feng Xi because he refuses to let her go. He always acknowledges her as his equal, even including in his proposal to her that he would make her an equal ruler in his kingdom rather than her serving as the woman of the palace.

The Romance- There’s never a question of whether these two will end up together. In all honesty, they’re both in love with each other when the show starts. They just haven’t confessed it to each other yet. There’s a mutual support and trust that means that when they can’t seem to trust anyone else, they know that they’re always there for each other. And the writers went all out with adding in all of the cutest trope scenes that you know you wanted to see. There’s a moment pretty early on where Hei Feng Xi falls very sick and Bai Feng Xi heals him and sleeps in the same bed as him in order to warm him up. On another occasion later in the show he takes care of her when she’s injured. I also loved that they sneak out to see each other before their wedding and he tells her that he’d rather her eat than listen to the maids who told her not to eat so as to not smudge her makeup. Seriously, he’s the most respectful boyfriend/husband. Their relationship is so wholesome and honestly pretty modern. They never break up either and when a palace official tries to force them to, neither of them ever take the suggestion seriously. Yay for dodging that trope!

Breaking Female Stereotypes- Beyond the relationship, the show breaks stereotypes in other ways too. Hei Feng Xi’s top advisor and minister is actually a woman who early on decides that she wants to marry him, both out of falling for him and because she feels she could better protect him from plots against him that way. When she meets Bai Feng Xi she knows automatically that the two are in love with each other and what results is not what you expect. Instead of going the route of a fairly typical rivalry, the two women become really good friends and the advisor steps back because she realizes how strong and mutual their feelings are. There’s even an episode where the advisor and Bai Feng Xi go out together dressed as men just to hang out. On top of that, one of the heirs from one of the kingdoms who hopes to take over the throne is a woman who at first refuses to marry because she fears she won’t have power if she were to take a husband. When she eventually does marry she negotiates herself a fair bit of power, partly because she’s made herself invaluable to the kingdom at that point. It was so nice to see such feminist characters!

The Palace Politics- I actually enjoyed the palace politics in this for the most part, surprisingly. It was mainly saved because of how interesting it was to watch Hei Feng Xi deduce what to do next after a plot was made against him. And I liked seeing Hei Feng Xi team up with his brother to take down his other brother. The relationship between the two brothers was adorable and very wholesome. And I liked that their father wasn’t completely angry and clueless all the time, which is what I find usually happens in these shows. He was a strategist himself and could often tell what his sons were doing. It was refreshing to see!

The Clumsy:

The War- I’m not going to lie, I really liked this drama up until the end. The end of this was what really fell apart for me. The war seemed sloppily thrown together and I felt like I hadn’t gotten enough of some of the characters involved with the war by the time it came around. Not to mention that there were several decisions made here that I hated. There was no reason to kill off the kid that Bai Feng Xi and Hei Feng Xi had been essentially raising. It was heartbreaking and at the same time they didn’t spend enough time on it. The entire war was pretty boring and it stopped being as much about strategy as well. It just felt like mindless fighting that lasted way too long.

Time Skips- I don’t like time skips in the last few episodes of my drama unless it’s only for epilogue reasons. The last two episodes were years down the line and I wasn’t quite sure what the reason for that was. The war could have easily begun right away.

The Ending- He only has ten years to live? Really? I liked that they both gave up the throne at the end to be together, but it was so disappointing that they cut his life span. It was another one of those dramas where I kind of wished the last two episodes hadn’t happened.

The Villains- The ones that we got a lot of, like Hei Feng Xi’s stepmother, were kind of annoying. The interesting ones, like the major strategist who ended up being the only heir to another mysterious kingdom, didn’t get nearly enough time. I’m not sure I know much about his personality at all. And he was killed by the main characters in a four minute battle right after he revealed that he was the heir to the other kingdom. I timed it, it was literally a four minute battle. It really felt anti-climactic.

Already In Love- I’ve made this complaint with another show before, but I much prefer seeing the complete progression of the romances I watch. It was clear from the beginning that these two were already pretty much in love with each other and I wish I could have seen them from before that moment. I really like to see the main characters fall in love for the first time in my dramas and I didn’t really feel like you got that here.

I would have absolutely loved this drama if it wasn’t for the way it ended. The ending kind of killed some of my initial love for it. I also kind of wish, once again, that we had gotten their love story from the beginning. But other than that, this was undeniably a cute watch. It’s not one of my new favorites like ‘Love Between Fairy and Devil’ was, but I can see myself returning to a few scenes from this one. And the two main characters were extremely likable! Overall, this drama was cute but not one I would say is amazing. Watching all of these dramas has gotten me back into watching some of my old favorites though and some of them are even better than I remembered!

See you across the pond!

Sincerely, Annie

Netflix Shows: Why the ‘Knives Out’ Series is So Damn Good

Screenshot of Daniel Craig and Janelle Monae in ‘Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery’. Copyright goes to Netflix and T-Street.

Hey! Hallie here!

Every time a ‘Knives Out’ movie is released it becomes my personality for at least a month. These movies are extremely fun with characters who are easy to get attached to. But they’re also insanely well thought out and relevant to the influential conversations we’re currently having as a society. And on top of all that, they’re just solid mystery movies that consistently keep the audience guessing. I’ve seen some critics write off these movies as fluffy, but I disagree. There’s so much depth to the ‘Knives Out’ movies and they only get better with each viewing. So in honor of my obsession with Benoit Blanc and his mysteries, here are some of the best things about the ‘Knives Out’ movies so far. SPOILERS for ‘Knives Out’ and ‘Glass Onion’ ahead!

The Mysteries:

First off, the mysteries in these films are actual mysteries. What I mean by that is, they’re actually solvable. You as the audience are always given all of the information Benoit Blanc has. Does that mean you always figure it out? Not really. After all, Benoit Blanc is more observant than the average person and the movies do a good job of throwing you off with each twist to add some confusion. But the reason why the big reveals at the end of each ‘Knives Out’ film are so fun and so satisfying is because the clues were there all along. When Blanc puts things together you completely understand what he’s talking about, and at some points you’re even able to pick up on what he’s piecing together before he gets to the point. These movies have the goal of frustrating you with the clues you missed that were right under your nose, rather than delighting in a reveal you never could have guessed. Then there’s the mysteries themselves, which have a unique structure that make the ‘Knives Out’ series stand out. The structure involves an extremely simple mystery, but one that becomes a lot more intriguing when the audience gains an entirely new perspective at around the halfway mark of each film.

The mystery in ‘Knives Out’ revolves around the mysterious death of Harlan, a wealthy old man who had a lot of money that will be distributed upon his death. That’s certainly a premise we’ve seen before. The culprit even turns out to be the person heard having a fight with Harlan the night of his demise and who directly says “I could have killed him” when talking about said argument. But the entire movie is turned on its head when we get a supposed solution halfway through the movie with the “reveal” that Marta accidentally gave Harlan a lethal amount of medication and Harlan killed himself to help cover it up. At that point we have so many more questions about whether or not Marta is actually guilty, whether or not Benoit is a good detective, and whether or not Ransom has good intentions, that it becomes more complicated to solve the mystery. Similarly, ‘Glass Onion’ first appears complicated. We think we’re solving the upcoming murder of Miles Bron at the beginning of the movie, and literally any of his friends have the motivation to kill him. But halfway through the movie we learn there’s already been a murder, the murder of Helen’s sister Andi over her attempt to ruin Bron’s career. The issue is that Bron seems like the least possible suspect to everyone including Blanc because of how easily he could be blamed for the murder, which raises even more questions. But the solution is simple. Bron was the one who killed Andi because he clearly had the most reason to do so. He simply disregarded the fact that he could easily be blamed because he’s a genuinely stupid person. Both of these movies are master classes in giving the audience a simple mystery with all the clues to solve it, and still keeping them guessing until the final reveal. No series does it like ‘Knives Out’.

The Detective:

There are so many famous gentleman detectives. Sherlock is the most famous by far, and Poirot has recently been gaining on him in popularity. But I’d argue Benoit Blanc is the most likable detective of them all. First off, he isn’t superhuman like Sherlock Holmes. He isn’t going to notice the type of sand on the bottom of your shoe or the small scratch on your phone screen. He notices clues that anyone could potentially notice, he’s just more observant than the people around him. He also isn’t pompous about his abilities. He’s certainly confident in himself, but he doesn’t claim to be smarter or more capable than anyone else. In fact, he shows a firm respect for both Marta’s kind heart, and Helen’s strong will and snooping skills. Benoit also never comes across as untouchable. He’s a regular, relatable guy. One of the reasons you spend so much of ‘Knives Out’ wondering if he’s a good detective, is because he’s a bit of a goofball who likes singing Sondheim at full volume in the car and lands on donuts when he’s trying to find an analogy for the case. In ‘Glass Onion’ he’s invited onto an island with a bunch of rich people and is immediately both politely bewildered by his rich companions, and awkwardly uncomfortable around a group of people he doesn’t know. My favorite thing about Blanc though, is his kindness. In ‘Knives Out’ he’s the first to offer condolences to Harlan’s mother, correctly assuming everyone else brushed her off. He also attempts to soften the truth of Harlan’s death to Marta because he knows it will upset her. In ‘Glass Onion’ he’s careful to watch Helen because of the danger she’s in, and even worries about her alcohol intake on the island because she told him she didn’t drink. He’s just a genuinely good person who would be nice to know in real life.

The Messages:

‘Knives Out’ and ‘Glass Onion’ are both stories about a privileged group of people being outwitted and ultimately destroyed by a woman of color without the luxury of those privileges. There’s a reason for that. Both movies tackle the problem of racism and raise awareness to the ways we see it now, in modern day. In ‘Knives Out’ Marta faces a family of white people benefiting from generational wealth, with about half of them saying something racist to or about Marta at some point in the movie. Both Ransom and Richard claim Marta’s family is from a different country each time they talk about her, and both Richard and Walt are firmly against immigration. Richard even attempts to bait Marta into agreeing with him on immigration policies while simultaneously handing her his finished plate to deal with. Marta’s Harlan’s nurse, not the maid. And I won’t even go into the alt-right troll child. The racism in ‘Glass Onion’ is a bit more straightforward. Miles Bron, a white man, takes the ideas of Andi, a Black woman, claims them as his own and then murders her. Though here there’s also a message about the corrupt nature of the people who are privileged with money, who will step on literally anyone to get more money and fame. In both stories it’s satisfying to see the innocent party prevail, Marta because she’s finally able to turn the tables on the people who looked down on her, and Helen because she’s able to get revenge for her sister and strip away the monetary privileges of all of her sister’s former friends. These stories don’t shy away from the modern racism, classism, and even sexism (Thanks Duke) we’re seeing today, and that relevance makes them so much more intriguing.

I love so many things about these movies. I love the characters. I love the casts. I love how much fun every single actor and member of the crew look like they’re having on these movies. I love the simultaneous simplicity and complexity of the mysteries. I especially love the critique of society in every script. I love all of these things, but I also love how light and fun these movies are. The characters are goofy, the comedy is on point, and none of the deaths ever feel that serious. But that doesn’t make these movies fluffy or mindless entertainment. Movies can be both fun and mind-blowing. I feel like we need to have an appreciation for movies like this, that are well executed without having to have thoroughly depressing plots that are often used for award show bait. There’s so much complexity to be found in them and they’ll stay enjoyable far into the future.

Don’t do anything fun until I get back!

Hallie

K-Pop: Idols are Humans

Promotional photo of (from left) Son Dongju (Xion), Lee Seoho, Yeo Hwanwoong, Lee Keonhee, and Kim Geonhak (Leedo). Copyright goes to RBW and ONEUS.

Hi! It’s Annie!

This is yet another one of those times where I had something different planned for today and had to change my plans because of some recent news. I do have a review for another drama I’ve watched incoming and I promise that will be next! But right now, this feels more important. There have been a couple of trends going around and a recent incident that I really want to talk in depth about because all of these things seem to pointedly ignore the same point I’ve been trying to make forever. Idols are human beings. They are not otherworldly entities who are somehow better or more perfect than anyone else. Just because they have a glamorous job does not mean that we are entitled to treat them as anything else but what they essentially are. And I think there are certain things lately that have strayed so far from this point that I’ve personally been more angry regarding this point with idols than I have before in recent memory. And that’s saying something. So let’s go over the recent drama with Kim Namjoon and a recent TikTok trend so I can rant about this some more!

A Monk???:

I’m pretty sure everyone has heard about this by now, but several news sites released a specific story about Kim Namjoon of BTS against his knowledge and consent. I have not read the article and, if you haven’t, please do not seek it out or read anything even if you come across it. If you have read it, well, I sincerely hope it was by accident. Kim Namjoon has made his recent delve into religion semi public as he continues on his journey to really find himself, which is an opportunity he hasn’t really been given for quite a while. On a reflective visit to a Buddhist temple; Namjoon confided in a monk. The monk then turned around and sold everything Namjoon told him in confidence to the press. Yes, a monk. Someone who trains in morality and is usually seen as trustworthy sold a story that this person was told in confidence to the press. I still can barely believe it. (Please note that this is not the time to go after all monks or the Buddhist religion.) Namjoon, who is pretty mild mannered, shared the fact that the story had been posted in absolute fury. Something that I cannot blame him for. I am also absolutely outraged. Namjoon has already expressed how exhausted he is with being famous and being recognized everywhere. As someone who has that level of fame, he has expressed that he hasn’t exactly known who to trust in the past. And then this happens to him. If you read that article because you wanted to or even translated it for other people to read; you’re, in a lot of ways, just as bad as that monk. Idols do not deserve to have their private information in the public just as much as you don’t deserve to wake up tomorrow and see all of your private information go viral. There is no excuse here. This was just plain inhumane.

Bias Lists:

And here’s my second part to this. I honestly could have created an entire post just based off of how angry I am that this is currently a trend on places like TikTok and Instagram. Is it ok to have a bias? Yes! When you choose your bias you aren’t necessarily choosing which member you like above the others. You’re choosing who you like based off of your personal interests and who draws you to them. This answer is going to be different for everyone. A lot of people also have bias wreckers, who are people that sometimes make you question your bias. A lot of people identify within K-Pop fandoms in particular based off of who their bias is. But while I think it’s ok to have these things, though we sometimes see issues with them as well, it is absolutely ridiculous to have a bias list. Because what you see as just a list of your personal preferences is actually a list of your favorite to least favorite human beings in a group. When you have a bias and a bias wrecker you aren’t choosing someone to go in a last or least favorite spot. But that has opened people up to the idea that it’s ok to make entire lists. And this also makes it so that the point of you having a bias or bias wrecker in the first place goes away. Picking someone that you’re just drawn to doesn’t feel like the point when you’re ranking every single person in that group. At that point you absolutely do have a favorite and are ranking your favorite to least favorite.

Idols aren’t fictional characters. I feel like many of the people who do this have been in fiction fandoms before and are used to being asked who their favorite and least favorite characters are. I know that I used to sometimes make lists of my favorite characters in certain shows or books that I liked. But these are human beings. We already have issues with some members being biased over others and some members of some groups having their personal merch sold out far before the personal merch of other members. And if you think that this never hurts the idols, you are absolutely wrong. Several members of BTS recalled a time where a few of them would never receive any fan mail and how much that hurt those members. How much more do you think it would hurt them if everyone started ranking all of the members of a group? There are also multiple groups with a vast variety of the amount of members to consider. Because of this, I often also have a problem when people say that they have a bias line in a group. Especially because these bias lines often include four or more members, which means that they’ll often only be excluding a few members. Again, this feels a lot more like choosing members that are your least favorite than choosing a member that you feel personally drawn to. I know this might fall on deaf ears, but it’s not ok to have a least favorite member of a group. Why? Because that starts getting into solo stan behavior. If you don’t support all of the members of a group, then you absolutely can’t support that group as a whole. And if you’re willing to call any member of the group your least favorite, I personally think that this shows a lack of support for that member. You wouldn’t sit down and rank your family members, so don’t rank idols either. It is not ok to start ranking human beings.

Idols are constantly stalked, torn down, or having their personal lives controlled or put on blast by the public. And I really think everyone who considers doing any of these things needs to consider whether or not they would be ok if any of these things happened to them. A lot of people justify their behavior by saying that by getting into an entertainment industry like this, the idols should expect this because it’s “a part of the job”. But none of these people seem to consider that maybe it shouldn’t be a part of the job. That maybe a job in the entertainment industry is another job and that nobody deserves to have their private lives exposed and shared with the world. And also that these people should be able to choose their own lives and the public should understand that all of them have emotions just like the rest of us. On the other end of this, we shouldn’t feel that they are perfect or will always make the right decision. Because again, human beings make mistakes. If you’re treating anyone in a way that you would not be personally ok being treated, then you probably aren’t treating that person like a human being. Idols are humans!

See you across the pond!

Sincerely, Annie

Disney: ‘Strange World’ Review

Screenshot from ‘Strange World’ on Disney+. Copyright goes to Walt Disney Studios.

Hey! Hallie here!

‘Strange World’ is the newest Disney animation film to drop on Disney+ and this one’s been a bit of a hot topic on social media. Unfortunately, it’s not because it’s receiving glowing reviews. It’s because most people didn’t know ‘Strange World’ existed until it showed up on the front of the Disney+ homepage. It was barely marketed at all, which comes across as suspicious considering its diverse cast and the inclusion of the first openly gay main character for Disney animation. And because of the complete lack of marketing that was done for this movie, ‘Strange World’ ended up being a major box office flop. But beyond the way Disney undermined their own movie, did ‘Strange World’ deserve the failure? In my opinion, no. This movie is extremely imaginative, includes so many likable characters, and is just gorgeous to watch. The story itself isn’t the most original or the cleanest story we’ve seen, but it’s still fun. I’ll get into my SPOILER review below, but if you haven’t seen this, I definitely think it’s worth a watch. We can at least show Disney that we appreciate it with Disney+ views.

What I Liked:

The Characters: Like I said above, the characters here are almost all extremely likable. I especially loved the family of three that’s at the center of the film. Searcher Clade, our main character, is really easy to sympathize with. This movie, much like ‘Encanto’, deals with generational trauma and Searcher is the first victim. He tries to be good dad, and in many ways he is, but he’s terrified of facing the adventurous qualities in his son that Searcher associates with his own father. It brings up old trauma, and though his controlling nature can be just as irritating for the audience as it is for Ethan, you understand why he can be overbearing. Then there’s Ethan Clade, our first openly gay character in a Disney animated film! Ethan’s crush on his friend Diazo is not subtle, nor is it hidden behind clever wordplay. It’s stated several times and Ethan’s always adorably flustered in his presence. It isn’t a major plot point of the movie, but it doesn’t have to be. It’s just nice to see an openly queer character having fun adventures while also happening to be gay. And aside from his identity, he has many other likable qualities. While he’s definitely adventurous, he clearly has a better respect for his environment and other people than Searcher’s father Jaeger had. Lastly, Meridian is the final person in this trio and my favorite character in the movie. She’s badass, has the most hilarious comebacks, and proves herself to be the most intelligent and capable person on the crew on multiple occasions. At first I thought they would leave her character behind once the action started, but as the exploration party was leaving without her she pulled off a daring rescue of the entire party and landed herself a position as the pilot. She’s so awesome. Along with these three there are perfectly lovable characters like Callisto, Splat, and Legend who add their own insanely likable flavor to the movie. Overall ‘Strange World’ has a solid ensemble cast.

The World: ‘Strange World’ is one of those movies where a group of adventurers leave the world they know and enter a fantasy universe. The fantasy universe here is gorgeous and extremely unique. The colors are vibrant and beautiful, and though all the colors used are bright, they don’t clash with each other. I really liked how the constantly moving and pulsing environment blended seamlessly with the creatures the explorers encounter. There are characters like Splat who appear more gelatinous and almost blend in to the more fluid background elements, but there are also giant bird creatures and tentacled monsters that blend in because of their abnormal shapes and bright colors. I also really loved the twist tied to this fantasy world. It’s revealed that the land the characters live on is located on the back of a giant turtle, which is recognizable from Chinese, Hindu, and Indigenous mythologies. Because of that, the unknown world they’re exploring is actually the insides of this giant turtle creature. While that might sound gross, all of the visual elements lend itself well to a whimsical representation of the lungs, stomach, and even blood cells of a living creature. The design for this world was done so well that when the characters put together that they’ve been inside a creature for the entire movie, you put it together with them. If for nothing else, I’d rewatch this movie for the beautiful animation that went into bringing to life this fantasy world.

Caravan Palace: In one scene Searcher and Meridian dance to “Lone Digger” by Caravan Palace, which is one of the best Electro Swing songs ever made. The movie instantly got points for using this song.

What I Disliked:

The Story: I didn’t hate this story, but it isn’t perfect. It’s most definitely not as unique as the visual elements in the movie. I like a good generational trauma film, but the way the movie unfolded wasn’t anything we haven’t seen before. It’s a typical ‘Journey to the Center of the Earth’ type of film, where a man encounters an abnormal environment while having to patch up a rocky relationship with the young boy in his care. Just add on some ‘Indiana Jones’-like animosity between another father/son duo and you have ‘Strange World’. What I’m saying is it’s an amalgamation of various adventure movies, and the only thing it does differently here is good female representation. There’s also the problem of Jaeger, who could have remained a backstory character for Searcher instead of showing up in the main story and I don’t think it would have changed the plot much. Jaeger wasn’t supposed to be likable for most of the film considering how terrible of a father he was, but his presence felt like more of an annoyance than an emotional staple of the film. The plot attempts to redeem Jaeger by pointing out how similar he is to Searcher (They really aren’t that similar,) and then having Jaeger help save the day. But the real heart of the film is obviously Searcher’s relationship with Ethan, and the emotional center of the film is Searcher learning to trust Ethan. That story could have just as easily been told without Jaeger’s unnecessary interruptions. Overall it’s disappointing to have such an imaginative movie rely on such an overused base story.

The Marketing: And we’re back to this. This movie could have done so much better if Disney actually marketed it. Instead, Disney allowed ‘Strange World’ to fade into obscurity. So much so that even the LGBTQ+ community didn’t know we’d be getting our first confirmed gay character until a few members of the community happened upon the movie. And because so many people didn’t see it, reviews wound up lower than they should have been because homophobes decided to complain about the representation in the movie with no one to argue against them. It’s ridiculous that we still live in a time where movies get review bombed simply because there are characters that represent more than just straight, white people. ‘Strange World’ isn’t the best Disney movie ever, but it deserved much more than it got. And I absolutely find it suspicious that Disney didn’t market a movie with so much representation.

Jake Gyllenhaal: This is all personal preference, but I find Jake Gyllenhaal to be a bit hit or miss. His performances can be quite wooden, and I found that that was especially true of his voice acting abilities. Physical acting choices really can’t save you when you’re just acting with your voice, and I didn’t find Gyllenhaal’s voice acting to be all that engaging compared to the other actors. But once again, that’s all based on my personal preferences.

If you’ve gotten all the way here and you still haven’t watched ‘Strange World’, I highly recommend you go and watch it! It’s fun, likable, and visually stunning. It might not be the most memorable animated movie of last year, but it definitely deserves some praise. I’ll at least be thinking about how much I love Meridian well into 2023. I hope this movie does well enough on Disney+ that Disney doesn’t write off the LGBTQ+ representation and the amount of people of color that were present. ‘Strange World’ is such an important movie to support and it’s sad that Disney might overlook the importance of it because of the lack of support so far.

Don’t do anything fun until I get back!

Hallie